RXLICS// Chaos Brew Mug

£22.00
Recovered from an uncertain timeline.

The RXLICS Archive has many theories regarding Chaos Brew. None have survived peer review.

What is known is this:

It appears to be coffee.
It behaves mostly like coffee.
And yet every cup seems to produce slightly different outcomes.

Some report unusual luck.
Some report unusual misfortune.
Most simply report needing another cup.

Featuring the official Chaos Brew Archive Seal and the field-tested motto:

DON'T THINK. JUST BREW.

Perfect for readers, writers, Realm Walkers, late-night editors, and anyone attempting to navigate the probabilities of modern existence.

Contains fragments of probability.
Results may vary.

Details:
11 oz Ceramic mug
Official RXLICS Archive item
Double-sided design
Suitable for reading, writing, editing, and surviving timelines

Fortune favours nobody.
Coffee favours everyone.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), BADLVCK PRESS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 104, Ashburnham Road, Pembrey, SA16 0TL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Recovered from an uncertain timeline.

The RXLICS Archive has many theories regarding Chaos Brew. None have survived peer review.

What is known is this:

It appears to be coffee.
It behaves mostly like coffee.
And yet every cup seems to produce slightly different outcomes.

Some report unusual luck.
Some report unusual misfortune.
Most simply report needing another cup.

Featuring the official Chaos Brew Archive Seal and the field-tested motto:

DON'T THINK. JUST BREW.

Perfect for readers, writers, Realm Walkers, late-night editors, and anyone attempting to navigate the probabilities of modern existence.

Contains fragments of probability.
Results may vary.

Details:
11 oz Ceramic mug
Official RXLICS Archive item
Double-sided design
Suitable for reading, writing, editing, and surviving timelines

Fortune favours nobody.
Coffee favours everyone.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), BADLVCK PRESS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 104, Ashburnham Road, Pembrey, SA16 0TL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.