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£36.50
Not just a bag. A shrine you carry. Every stitch marked with the crooked sigils of our Pantheon — the Laws that bind, break, and twist the world. Symmetry. Silence. Decay. BADLVCK. Eternum, and more still. Etched into the fabric like wards.
This backpack is built for the Lantern-Bearers: water-resistant for storm paths, strong enough to carry haunted cargo, with hidden pockets stitched for secrets. Whether it holds books, relics, or just the weight of the crooked path, it carries the fire with you.
• 100% polyester, inked with the Laws
• Dimensions: H 16⅛" (41cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• Weight limit: 44lbs (20kg) — heavy enough for the crooked truths
• Large inside pocket + laptop sleeve, hidden zipper on the back
• Dual-zip top, silky lining, soft mesh back, padded straps
• Water-resistant (for storms, real or otherwise)
• Blank components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults and children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, phthalates, cadmium and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful Latvia SIA and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Bārinu iela 16, Rīga, LV-1005, Latvia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Not just a bag. A shrine you carry. Every stitch marked with the crooked sigils of our Pantheon — the Laws that bind, break, and twist the world. Symmetry. Silence. Decay. BADLVCK. Eternum, and more still. Etched into the fabric like wards.
This backpack is built for the Lantern-Bearers: water-resistant for storm paths, strong enough to carry haunted cargo, with hidden pockets stitched for secrets. Whether it holds books, relics, or just the weight of the crooked path, it carries the fire with you.
• 100% polyester, inked with the Laws
• Dimensions: H 16⅛" (41cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• Weight limit: 44lbs (20kg) — heavy enough for the crooked truths
• Large inside pocket + laptop sleeve, hidden zipper on the back
• Dual-zip top, silky lining, soft mesh back, padded straps
• Water-resistant (for storms, real or otherwise)
• Blank components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults and children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, phthalates, cadmium and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful Latvia SIA and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Bārinu iela 16, Rīga, LV-1005, Latvia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.